"In the words of Oscar Wilde 'Be yourself; everyone else is taken'." - Carol Lake*
Every morning on my way into work
I walk past a newspaper and magazine stand. The last time I actually bothered
to take a look at any of the magazines on their shelves I, unsurprisingly, found
most magazines trying to entice me to buy them by promising me a quick and easy
way to the perfect body. Taking their offer seriously I should have the perfectly
tall, lean, muscular body structure with long legs, straight, white teeth, long
fingers (but not toes) and radiant skin that I have always dreamed of.